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Christina Torres
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Founder & Chief Creative Officer @ 🏃🏽♀️ Run & Tell That • ✍🏼 Ride or Buy Sales Pages 💸 🎨⚙️ | Reel Luvah • Strategist • Done'n A Day Copywriter • Hyper-focused • Under-caffeinated • Periodt!
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